Вървял си мъж из центъра на Бургас

и в един неприятен миг усетил страхотно напрежение в стомашно-чревния тракт. Ококорил очи и се изстрелял до най-близката обществена тоалетна. Един здрав шут на вратата, навел се и . . . Всичко станало на пръскана мазилка. Вече удовлетворен и освободил напрежението видял, че между неговите две крачета има още две. Обърнал се и. . . Видял един тип – труден за рисуване.

– Абе, защо не каза, че е заета тоалетната ?!?!

– Е то оставаше и устата да си отворя. .

- Мамо, защо си изправяш косата с пресата??

- За да стане по -дълга.

На следващия ден в болницата.

- Хайде сега, Кирчо, кажи на чичо доктор как си изгори пишката??...

Ако жената има малки гърди, това не гарантира на мъжа малки рога.....

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