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БЪЛГАРСКИЯТ АЛКОХОЛИК

За разлика от чуждестранните алкохолици, българският алкохолик има нестандартен и самобитен подход към пиенето. Руският алкохолик, да речем, пие постоянно и не си търси поводи за напиване. А при българския напиването е ритуал, който разкрива богатата му душевност и здравите му морални устои.Българските алкохолици могат да бъдат групирани в следните категории:

1. АЛКОХОЛИКЪТ ПАТРИОТ
Пие от любов към майка България. Смята, че българите превъзхождат всички други народи и най-силното доказателство за това е, че най-много носим на пиене. Патриотът пие всеки ден по 300-400 грама твърд алкохол, а на национални празници утроява дозата. Обожава Динко от Ямбол и смята, че той е последният истински българин.
Любими питиета: домашна ракия, с разредител бира

2. АЛКОХОЛИКЪТ ИНТЕЛЕКТУАЛЕЦ
Пие, защото е неразбран. Несправедливата съдба му е отредила да живее сред простаци, които не могат да оценят богатата му душевност и отказват да му построят паметник приживе. Не работи нищо, защото е убеден, че обществото е длъжно да го изхранва. Постоянно мрънка, че държавата не дава достатъчно пари за култура, което всъщност означава, че не му дава достатъчно пари за пиене.
Любими питиета: каквото го почерпят

3. АЛКОХОЛИКЪТ РЕВОЛЮЦИОНЕР
Пие в знак на протест срещу скапаната държава и некадърните политици, които постоянно се опитват да го прецакат. Дори се опитват да посегнат на най-милото му – домашните казани за ракия. За алкохолика революционер повод за напиване е всяко действие на правителството, което удря по бюджета му за алкохол – поскъпването на винетките, увеличаването на цената на билетчето за градски транспорт и т.н.Под влияние на алкохола пише гръмки призиви във фейсбук: “DOKOGA 6TE TARPIM!!!”, “WREME E DA GI I3METEM!!!!”След което, възхитен от гражданската си смелост, алкохоликът революционер пръдва, ляга и заспива.
Любими питиета: евтините

4. СВЕТСКИЯТ АЛКОХОЛИКНапивал се е поне три пъти с Батето и поне пет пъти с Веждичката и с радост разказва спомени за тия прочути пияници. Пуши пури, за да прилича на кумирите си в алкохолизма. Цял живот е бил на някаква безсмислена държавна служба и е обикалял от софра на софра.
Любими питиета: уиски, коняк

5. АЛКОХОЛИКЪТ РУСОФИЛ
Пие, защото в Русия правят така. Обича Путин повече от майка си. Слуша само група “Любе” и смята, че най-добре за България ще е да стане част от руската държава. Твърди, че Крим е руски, но не знае защо.
Любими питиета: руска водка

6. АЛКОХОЛИКЪТ НАРОДНЯК
Пие, защото цени традициите и българския фолклор. А почти всеки ден е някакъв празник – Игнажден, Еньовден, Свети Харалампи, Преподобна Миндилия и т.н. Убеден е, че ако няма хора като него, които да почитат с препиване тия празници, ще изчезнем като нация.
Любими питиета: домашно вино

7. АЛКОХОЛИКЪТ РОКАДЖИЯ
Пие, защото неговите рок-идоли пият. Фен е на Цонко от Каварна и има автограф от Джон Лоутън. Слуша само музика от 70-те и смята, че най-великият български музикант е Наско от БТР.
Любими питиета: 20-30 бири

 

Иво Сиромахов

 

Дата: 26.05.2020 г.

 



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