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Катаджия спрял една мутра на шосето....

 По време на извършената проверка, намерил в багажника на колата един автомат „Калашников”

-          Какво е това ?

-          Ами това е калкулатор. – отговорил мутрата

Полицаят бръкнал в джоба си извадил, извадил един калкулатор и го показал на мутрата :

-          Ето това е калкулатор.

-          Да, ... – лениво отговорила мутрата – но твоето е за предварителни сметки, а моят е за окончателните .

 

 

 

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