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Разговор между Бойко и Цветанов:

- Цецо, нали купихме Ф 16 ?

- Да, шефе .

- Е, защо са само 8 броя тогава ?

В едно селско училище назначили нова учителка, стара мома.Един ден кмета я извикал в кметството :

- Госпожице, пощальонът е ерген, не искате ли да се омъжите за него? Малко е простоват, но е свестен.

Учителката се съгласила. След сватбата, първата вечер:

- Жено, мама ми е казвала, че преди вечеря трябва да опъна жена си .

Сутринтта невестата предложила да направи закуска и кафе.

- На мен тате ми е казвал, че преди закуска трябва да опъна жена си.

На обяд баба му била казвала, че трябва да опъне жена си и т.н.

След няколко месеца кмета вика учителката да я разпита:

- Как е семейния живот?

- Абе, верно е, човекът е простоват....но е от добро семейство !

Ето нещо от истински поет, а не някой самозванец:

Тъй тъжен сутрин е кенефа,

Нелепо плочките мълчат

Разделят се лайното и човека,

И всеки тръгва сам по своя път.

Човекът по дела човешки,

Със другите подобни същества,

А лайното по тръбите тежки ,

Надолу, с другите лайна.

След час човекът вече огладнява,

Забравил е за своето лайно

Лайното също го забравя,

Тъй сякаш те не са били едно.

А може би скръбта е неуместна,

И може би така е по-добре,

А може и отново да се срещнат,

Там нейде сред лазурното море..

И накрая предложение за подходяща следновогодишна вечеря :

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