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Попитали един математик:

– Ще гласувате ли на предстоящите избори?

– Не, разбира се. Имам си по-важни занимания – отвърнал той.

– Но защо? Това е ваш граждански дълг! Вие сте обществено значима личност!

– Знаете ли – отвърнал ученият, – аз съм математик и изчислих, че вероятността моят глас да повлияе на нещо, е близка до нулата.

– Но какво ще стане, ако всички се покажат такива „умници” като вас?
Изборите ще пропаднат!

– Знаете ли… аз съм математик. И изчислих, че вероятността в нашата страна да се намерят толкова много умни хора също клони към нулата!..

 

 

 

Пациент при психиатър:
– Докторе, помощ! Където и да отида, накъдето и да погледна, виждам само педераси!
– Спокойно! Това е някакво временно състояние. Сега ще решим проблема. След което извадил снимка на картината „Трима богатири в полето и му я показал:
– Какво виждате тук?
– Ами, виждам трима педераси!
– Ама, защо да са педераси?
– Ами, трима мъже, сами, сред полето – значи са там, за да се праскат!
– Ясно. А какво виждате на тази картина? – и му показал „Три жерава в полет“.
– Виждам три жерава, които са педераси!
– Ама, защо и те да са такива?!
– Ами, летят един зад друг, следователно всеки гледа да го тури на другия отзад и затова са педераси!
– Добре де, а аз, като ме гледате, какъв съм?
– Докторе и ти си пед*раст!
– Моля?
– Е тъй де – откъде ги имаш тези педалски снимки?

 

 

Рибар хванал златния кит и го запитал: 

- Какво си ти бе??

- Аз съм златния кит и изпълнявам само две желания. Айде казвай си първото желание.

- Ти колко тежиш?

- 25 тона.Това ти беше първото желание, казвай сега второто и ме пускай да си ходя.

- Какво второ желание бе, 25 тона злато.Ей ся та коля тука....

 

 



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