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Мъж отива на работа в .......

 в Канадските пощи. Интервюиращият го пита:

– Алергичен ли сте към нещо?

Мъжът отговаря:

– Да, към кофеин. Не мога да пия кафе.

- Ок, били ли сте някога на военна служба?

- Да, бил съм на една мисия в Афганистан.

Интервюиращият казва:

– Това ще ви донесе 5 допълнителни точки към характеристиката. А имате ли някаква степен на инвалидност?

– Да. Избухна бомба близо до мен и изгубих двата си тестиса.

Интервюиращият прави гримаса и вписва: инвалидност, получена при служба на Родината! Това носи допълнителни бонус точки. Окей. Според регламента имате достатъчно точки, за да ви назнача още сега. Нормалното ни работно време е от 8 сутринта до 4 следобед. Можете да започнете утре в 10 часа и да си планирате нещата всеки ден да идвате в 10.

Мъжът озадачено го пита:

– Щом работното време е от 8 до 4, защо да идвам в 10?

-  Това е държавна работа. - казва интервюиращият. - Първите два часа пием кафе и си чешем ташаците. Няма смисъл да идваш преди 10.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



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